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This is a reimagining of the fan favorite track, A Dragon's Colored Ornament, from Illusionary Funeral's sophomore album! It's also a showcase of how much Gutwrencher has grown as a musician and as a recording engineer. The song was re-recorded to celebrate the 5th anniversary of Impossible Requests of the Lunatic Majesty. Enjoy!
lyrics
I beseech my dearest, fairest lady
To take my hand and make it your own
For I am beside myself caused by your elegant
Pulchritudinous and unbridled allure
Yet, my spirit and flesh are unwilling
As evidenced by the myths spread across
All throughout the village at mountain's base
I recoil in disgust from your voice
If your strength of soul is truly vast,
You won't dare stray from this test of mettle
Overcome my challenge, then and only then
Will my lunar pride crumble at your feet!
How precocious for one so beautious
Perchance I'll purposefully play into your hands
Take up arms, armor and sword
Against scaled monolith, prepare for war
At resolution, purloin the spoils
Surrender unto me the dragon's ornament
Your attempt at subterfuge is unsuccessful
For my spectation reveals many truths of you
Now the fates have smiled upon me with fertility
Thus, you face your own unscalable mountain
Such lowly living refuse shall not blackmail me
The enma shall cast you aside for this treachery
I must dispose of you immediately to leave me be
At once, you'll be lost from all recent memory
Surely, you jest as you bear no ordinance
Nor is your stature built for conquering men
Such lowly living refuse cannot blackmail me
The enma shall cast you to rot for this treachery
You wound me with words, but my form is untouched
In any case, I shall ravage your flesh for my claim
The moon shall guide my arcane
Magic to swift victory
Against this animated pile of shit
Aided by unfaltering wit
credits
released June 28, 2023
Austin "Gutwrencher" Krahl - Guitars, Vocals, Bass, Drum Programming, Composition, Recording
Distrokid - Mastering
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